After some Offal Orifice (Oval Office) email banter with former Barack Obama fan Sancho Panza, who became a Trump fan in 2016, Don Quxiote emailed Sancho:
No, Donald, the sun really does not revolve around you.
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Excerpt from Vanity Fair:
As he headed into
Memorial Day weekend, Donald Trump complained that he was
COVID-19’s biggest victim. “He was just in a fucking rage,” said a person who
spoke with Trump late last week. “He was saying, ‘This is so unfair to me!
Everything was going great. We were cruising to reelection!” Even as the death
toll neared 100,000 and unemployment ranks swelled to over 38 million, Trump
couldn’t see the pandemic as anything other than something that had happened to
him. “The problem is he has no empathy,” the adviser said. Trump complained
that he should have been warned about the virus sooner. “The intelligence
community let me down!” he said.
The
White House declined to comment.
"No, Donald, the sun really doesn't revolve around you"
It does, according to YOU! 
BTW.... The Sun does not revolve around...
well, according to Galileo... not sure if the Church has changed its view on
that.... yet! 
Don Q:
Based on what I read online, the Pope knows
something other than the sun revolves around Trump. However, for an exorcism to
work, the possessed has to really want help, and wanting to win the November
election does not qualify.
Meanwhile, I don’t know one Republican
snowflake who could accept their crybaby leader is possessed by the same devil
they read about in their bibles, and perhaps that is due to their crybaby
leader was the first snowflake.
Sancho:
The Pope is supposed to have God's ear... maybe
he secretly asked God for a sign of redemption and God sent him
Covid-19!? 
Don Q:
I can imagine the Pope asked God many times to
help humanity, and Trump sure ain't happy with the coronavirus, and if his
bizarre trail of shape-shifting responses to it costs him the November
election, then that could be how God answered the Pope's prayers.
In the perhaps unlikely event someone is curious what let up to that discussion, Sancho emailed Don Q yesterday:
My God, I just wonder what you, my compadre and all the people suffering from TDS will do if Trump loses and there is no more boogeymen in the WH to give you all goosebumps and a raison d'etre?
Don Quixote replied:
I suppose something interesting would would fill that great sucking sound's vacuum. I got entertained before Trump was in the White House. For example, I went through a month of not being able to shit after your previous voted for President Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prized while continuing the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and only a violent poem about that woke up my bowel. So far, Trump hasn't made my shitter go on strike. I ain't convinced Trump will lose in November, and I can imagine he will make plenty of noise about the election being rigged, and won't surprise me if he tries to not have an election. If he does lose, I kinda doubt angels will weep. If he wins, well, I will darn glad I didn't vote for him and attending karma.
Sancho:
What your facebook snowflakes don't know about you is that if they had gotten their wet dream come true of crowning Hillary Clinton POTUS in 2016, you will be doing to her the same thing you're doing to Trump... I wonder what kind of karma would have been generated for you, for helping Hillary win by not voting for Trump.... remember that in the USA we have a de facto binary choice of presidential candidates... everything else is Pure BS!
BTW, you could never bring yourself to castigate Obama with the same gusto you do Trump... and you know exactly why that is! But Biden, forget about it, you will be all over him in 2021! You're too funny, worrying about elections! I mean, shouldn't you be more concerned with the hereafter? Booh!!!
Don Q:
Actually, it looked to me that Obama was still picking cotton, so to speak, when it came to rich white men's wars. Otherwise, I was kinda neutral, but liked it that he tried to expand health care to more people, and I never heard him suggest he should be president for life, and I can't recall he ever blew up and had a tantrum. If you vote for Evil, that creates karma. A vote for either Hillary or Trump, was a vote for Evil. Quite a few Democrats on Facebook know, and Democrats who know me personally, or who read my blog know I viewed, and view, Hillary and Trump as flip sides of the same awful coin.
Sancho:
Obama picked Hillary for Secretary of State, Obama and Hillary started plenty of wars and nation building conflicts in the Middle East, Libya, Syria, Egypt and don't forget ISIL's genesis is tied to Obama's Islamic Renaissance Deal for the Middle East.... all this from a guy who accepted a Nobel Peace Prize shortly after taking office.... what a joke... and yes, I voted for Obama and you gave him, what? $2300 to get elected?... so yes, plenty of evil Karma for us!
Barack Hussein Obama lied many times, he promised to bring soldiers home and instead he moved them to Afghanistan for the famous and futile "Surge"... he scolded Hillary for her medical plan that would force everybody to buy Medical Insurance or be penalized for it.... then after he won, he turned around and did the exact same thing(which was a windfall for the Ins. Companies)... Obama famously promised: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor", that was another lie.... he spent a billion dollars on a Web-Based Medical Enrollment system that never worked right... I know, because I tried to use it and it was a total joke!
Obamacare was a scam, it would only help people who qualified for SSI, the vast majority of people would never use it unless they had a catastrophic illness... the deductibles were like $3,000 or $5,000, it was nuts... you would be better off paying for you own yearly checkup at a public clinic! Many business cut back on the amount of hours part-time workers worked, to keep it under 30 hrs, so they wouldn't have to provide an insurance plan for them.
But the biggest lie was that he was going to open up and change the Washington Culture of partisan strife, make it more "transparent"... bring C-Span cameras into the negotiating table, etc. etc.... he never did... if anything Washington was even more secretive and divided because of him... Obama is probably the most disappointing president ever, because there was so much hope riding on his Presidency and he turned out to be just another empty suit, an establishment flunky, a media and Hollywood darling! "Change you can believe" Indeed!
Don Q:
Yep, and I tried to get the $2,300 back and was told it would come back and it didn't. And, I was told in my sleep that Obama had the potential to be the Anti-Christ, and all of that, and more, I reported at my blog and told people not to vote for Obama, he was not what he appeared to be. Trump was what he appeared to be. People who voted for him cannot claim he tricked them, or blame Obama, or Hillary.
Sancho:
"Trump was what he appeared to be"
Me alegro que lo admitas, asà es, absolutamente correcto!!!
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