Sunday, June 21, 2020

Data for President!!!, says Joe Biden on the Summer Solstice

Earlier this Summer Solstice Father's Day, I paid homage to The Great White Father in Washington. Now it's his wannabe successor's turn.

In my Facebook time line this morning:
As Trump fans the flames of white supremacy and hatred in our country, every last one of us shares a responsibility to stand up and pursue justice with every ounce of our being. That's why we need 1 million Americans to speak out before 11:59 p.m. tonight, but we're still missing your response. Sign your name now to condemn Donald Trump!
This then occurred in Facebook messenger:

8:11 AM
Joe Biden is responding to a comment you made on their Page. 
Sloan, thanks for engaging with Joe’s post! Can you answer a few quick questions to help Joe’s campaign?

Sloan
You replied so fast to mine that you could not have read it, even if you are an artificial intelligence? What I want to know from Joe, personally, not from a delegated, is the entire story of his and his son's involvement in Ukrainegate, and the entire story of the sex allegations against him, and if he will choose a black female running mate? I don't need to hear one word about Trump, who is possessed by Lucifer. I want to see how honest and smart Joe is, or isn't.

Joe Biden
Okay Sloan.
Have you committed to vote for a presidential candidate in November?

Sloan
Yep, looks like you are artificial intelligence. So warm and comforting to know that's how Biden operates. At least Trump tweets, it's his own words, for better and for worse.

Joe Biden
Great to hear, Sloan!
Will you share your zip code so we can let you know about Joe Biden events in your area? (Please enter your five digit zip code below.)

Sloan
Not before hell freezes over will I share my zip code with a programmed robot, nor will I contribute to mass gatherings likely to spread Covid -19. Thanks for letting me know Biden is copying Trump's public meetings playbook.
Joe Biden:
The American people deserve an urgent, robust, and professional response to the growing public health and economic crisis caused by the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. Joe has outlined a plan to restore trust, capability, and common purpose. His plan calls for mounting a decisive public health response that ensures the wide availability of free testing; the elimination of all cost barriers to preventive care and treatment for COVID-19; the development of a vaccine; and a surge in our capability to prevent, treat, and prepare hospitals to deal with the influx.

Sloan
Tell Joe to read my blog, he will see there robust responses to Trump and Covid-19.

Joe Biden
The American people deserve an urgent, robust, and professional response to the growing public health and economic crisis caused by the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. Joe has outlined a plan to restore trust, capability, and common purpose. His plan calls for mounting a decisive public health response that ensures the wide availability of free testing; the elimination of all cost barriers to preventive care and treatment for COVID-19; the development of a vaccine; and a surge in our capability to prevent, treat, and prepare hospitals to deal with the influx.

Sloan
You already said that, you already said that, you already said that, you brainwashed robot.
Joe Biden
Sloan, if you share your zip code we can let you know about Joe Biden events near you! (Please enter your five digit zip code below.)

Sloan
You need a brain transplant, transplant, transplant.

Joe Biden
Sorry, Sloan. I can't tell what you mean.
Up for sharing your valid five-digit U.S. zip code? (Please enter your five digit zip code below.)

Sloan
No shit, you ain't human, but then, I hear that a lot from humans, so don't feel picked on, Mr. Robot.

Joe Biden
Not a problem. Purely optional
Would you like to join Team Joe by sharing your email address with us?
Sloan
Naw, send this FB chat to Joe and Donald.

Joe Biden
Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
Join Team Joe by sharing your email address!

Sloan
Joe and Donald might not get it, either.

Joe Biden
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Join Team Joe by sharing your email address!

Sloan
Not in your lifetime.

Joe Biden
Okay then Sloan.
Joe Biden
Are you interested in receiving periodic text messages from Biden for President? (You can text HELP for more information or text STOP to opt out. Message and data rates may apply)
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Sloan
You are hilarious, for a robot.

Joe Biden
I am a Conversational AI, helping Joe's campaign engage with and hear from as many voters as possible.
Would you like to get periodic text messages from Biden for President to stay up-to-date? (Message and data rates may apply. You can text HELP for more information or STOP to opt out.)
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Sloan
no

Joe Biden
Got it, Sloan
One last thing for now. Joe would like to invite you to attend a virtual grassroots fundraiser with his friend and former boss, President Obama:

Sloan
no

Joe Biden
We would love to see you there. To RSVP and get your ticket, just chip in any amount. Will you please join us?

Sloan
no

Joe Biden
Sure thing. Thank you for your time, Sloan. Have a good day!

Joe Biden
Sloan, if you’re willing to share, how would you rate Joe’s Messenger?
Sloan
pure robot

Joe Biden
Sorry, Sloan. I can't tell what you mean.
How would you rate your Messenger experience with us?

Sloan
Tell Joe to read this chat, I think he will understand most of it.

Joe Biden
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
How would you rate your Messenger experience with us?

Sloan
That's because you are an artificial intelligence.

Joe Biden
Sorry, Sloan. I can't tell what you mean.
How would you rate your Messenger experience with us?
[I was given a range of emotional faces to click]

Sloan
terrible

Joe Biden
Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
How would you rate your Messenger experience with us?

Sloan
😡

Joe Biden
Sorry to hear! Would love to hear what didn’t work for you or any thoughts you might have about how to make it better.
You can write as much as you’d like. Just hit “Done” when you’re finished with your feedback!

Sloan
read what I already wrote in this chat

Joe Biden
I've added that to your note.

Sloan
I wonder if a human will ever see it, perhaps that's what we need in the White House, Data for President!!!
Joe Biden
I've added that to your note.

Joe Biden
Thanks for the feedback, Sloan! Have a great day.
Chat Conversation End

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