Saturday, October 12, 2024

today I decided to move into the country

    The small signs says, “Anything she wants." 

    Today, I decided to move into the country about 25 miles north of Birmingham. After graduating from the University of Alabama School of Law, I nearly moved to Troy, Alabama, to be a country lawyer, but I let my father and his father and their lawyer talk me out of it. I will not be a country lawyer this time- unless you count trying cases and being on trial myself every day and night in God’s Courtroom.

    After moving back to Birmingham in 2019, I spent 5 years driving from my apartment in  Southside down to Shelby County, to play chess with other old farts in a senior center and public libraries, and to play bridge at the Birmingham Bridge Club, where I made a lot of friends around my age and older and younger. That’s a lot of long busy road miles and I don’t know if I’m up to it. 

    Maybe I might start fishing again, or become a birdwatcher, or a quilt weaver, or a tornado chaser, or whatever; and I will keep writing and doing podcasts. My ladybug says she has lots of business and stuff to do in Shelby County, and she will see to it that I keep seeing my friends down there. 

    We have thought a lot about what has become of America, and it ain’t pretty, and there’s nothing we, or anyone, can do about it. Donald Trump clearly is criminally insane, yet he may be elected in a few weeks. If not, America gets Kamala Harris, who has yet to impress us. Joe Biden did not impress, as president. Donald Trump could have been a good president- if he had not loved himself more than anything. 

      Trump botched the Covid shutdown by not making Dr. Vladimir Zelenko’s cheap, fast, early stage infection cure freely available in America, and on the sneak Trump sent Vladimir Putin  several scarce, fancy Covid detection machines for his personal use, which Americans needed to try to stay alive. Trump did not get America out of the war in Afghanistan, and after President Biden got America out of Afghanistan, he was criticized by Trump for the way it was handled.  

    Regardless of who is president, America defends Israel because of the Bible. But for the Bible, what interest would America have in the Middle East?  

    Three nights before 9/11, Archangel Michael asked me in my sleep, “Will you make a prayer for a Divine Intervention for all of America?” I woke up and made the prayer.

    A week after 9/11, Michael told me as I walked out of the Key West post office, “America should get out of the Middle East altogether and let Israel and Islam work it out, or fight it out, and in that way learn which, if either, are God’s chosen people.

    Some months ago, I told God: “Take my life and Donald Trump’s life,” which, as an American, I had standing to do. So far, Trump and I are still breathing, so I figure God has other plans. For all I know, America is so screwed up that God thinks America deserves Trump being president again. If Trump is not reelected, he and his legions will not go quietly. 

    My ladybug has guns and plenty of ammo and survival food. She has cisterns and a national gas generator. She has a pond full of tasty bass, bluegill bream and asian carp that eat algae. She has a big pickup truck, small tractors, raised vegetable gardens and fruit trees. We know how to shoot, fish, raise vegetables and cook. 

    I told my ladybug that I think she needs to plant more fruit trees and have a well dug and solar panels installed to provide electricity for the well and her home during blackouts. Our friend Bob, who does the tech work for my digitized books at archive.org and The Redneck Mystic Lawyer and the Not So Sweet Home Alabama podcasts, knows how to build devices that allow internal combustion engines to run on hydrogen extracted by electrolysis from freshwater. With those devices, we probably can live off the grid entirely.

    My ladybug has a posse of spirit women looking after her. I understand plainly that they put up with me for so long as I deserve to be put up with. I have a posse of angels on my case all the time. I wish Joe Biden, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris had similar posses riding them.

sloanbashinsky@yahoo.com

Friday, October 11, 2024

After I took up with a country redneck witch, I never laughed so much and I started feeling better

    I gave my email blasts a rest for a while, but I managed to write three cheeky blog posts and do two podcasts with with my tech buddy Bob and a redneck witch I took up with about 4 weeks ago. 

    Gabbys a country girl. We met online in 2010, when I was writing at my blog about my younger brother who had gone missing, and we kept up with each other by email. Her husband died a couple of years ago after a horrible illness. She and I had lunch. A year later, we had lunch. I took her out to dinner a few times. Four weeks ago, we were talking on the phone, and, well. I now look forward to getting up each day. My physical health is better. She got me in in to see new doctors. I never laughed so much in my whole life.

    Gabby is writing a very interesting book about her life, which has been totally different from my life. She has many interesting sometimes amusing, sometimes awful, tales from the crypt. She has had a spirit woman protector since she was a child, and later 4 spirit women showed up, who give her hell when she messes up. I was in my 45th year when angels showed up to start straightening me out. They are still trying...

    Meanwhile, here’s a link to the the first podcast:
https://youtu.be/DegETfQbPPc
Bob Sloan and guest redneck witch Gabby share their experiences with God and angels



And here it is a link to the second podcast:
https://youtu.be/ND2Y_ocY5QA

And here are the three blog posts:
Donald Trump and North Carolina Lt. Governor Mark Robinson caused Hurricane Helene

    When I read in various online news reports that Donald Trump said he was surprised that such a powerful hurricane as Helene could happen in September, I wondered how Trump could live in West Palm Beach, Florida and not know the hurricane season begins in June and ends in early November, and some of the most powerful hurricanes have come in September and October? 

    I wondered, because everyone living in Florida, but Donald Trump, knows what you just read above. 

    I wondered how any Republicans and MAGAs in Hurricane-ravaged Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina could want such a hurricane ignorant idiot in the White House? If he can’t anticipate hurricanes in September, how can he anticipate anything?

    Well?

    Hello?

    Anyone home?

    Try on what any half ass shaman or witch sees plain as day.

    Shortly before Helena hatched, North Carolina Lt. Governor Charlie Robinson, a big fan of Donald Trump, and vice-versa, was outed for having been a black Nazi, pro-slavery, glad Martin Luther King was killed, loving to watch transgender porno...

    Trump did not denounce Robinson.

    Helene laid much of Florida and North Carolina to waste.

    Res Ipsa Loquitur, the thing speaks for itself.

    Maybe I would have kept quiet about that if Majorie Taylor Green, Republicans and MAGAs had not gone viral claiming the President Biden and/or Democrats used secret technology to create Hurricane Helene.

    But then, maybe the angels that steer and correct me would have Helene’d me if I had kept quiet about it.

    The Truth often is much stranger than fiction, but it’s really hard for me to imagine anything stranger than Donald Trump, Mark Robinson and Marjorie Taylor Green.

Are Donald Trump and Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis giant hurricane magnets? 

    I’m 82 today.

    A Birmingham, Alabama amiga graced me with this priceless gem.


    As I watch news reports of Hurricane Milton headed toward the Kingdom of Donald Trump and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis,

I wonder if Trump and DeSantis might ever in a thousand years think they summoned it? 

Jaw-dropping rapid intensification: Hurricane Milton now Category 4 storm with 150-mph winds
NHC predicting winds could hit 155 mph by Tuesday morning, making Milton very strong Category 4 storm
Herald-Tribune.com
 
Cheryl McCloud
USA TODAY NETWORK - Florida
October 7, 2024

In a hurry? Here's what's happening with Hurricane Milton in less than a minute.

Hurricane Milton continues to strengthen over the Gulf of Mexico as it takes aim at Florida and is now a Category 4 storm with 150-mph winds, according to a special advisory from the National Hurricane Center.

At 7 a.m., forecasters issued a special update, saying Milton is now a Category 3 hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 120 mph. By 8 a.m., winds had increased to 125 mph. An hour later, winds jumped to 150 mph.

NHC forecasters had been predicting Milton's sustained winds would hit 155 mph by 8 a.m. Tuesday. That may change in the coming hours. A Category 5 hurricanehas sustained winds of at least 157 mph.

Hurricane watches and storm surge watches have been issued for portions of Florida. Devastating impacts are forecast for Florida, from life-threatening storm surge, flooding rain and damaging winds.

At 7 a.m., forecasters issued a special update, saying Milton is now a Category 3 hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 120 mph. By 8 a.m., winds had increased to 125 mph. An hour later, winds jumped to 150 mph.

NHC forecasters had been predicting Milton's sustained winds would hit 155 mph by 8 a.m. Tuesday. That may change in the coming hours. A Category 5 hurricane has sustained winds of at least 157 mph.

    If Wilton hits central west Florida with 155 mph winds and tidal surge, FEMA, already way over extended in Florida and southern Appalachia, will not be able to respond, and it very well could be that no insurance company will insure homes anywhere in Florida against hurricane wind and rising water damage, and only rich people can afford to own homes in Florida.

sloanbashinsky@yahoo.com

a house divided cannot stand, Melania

    Good grief.

Associated Press
CHRISTINE FERNANDO
October 3, 2024
CHICAGO (AP) — Melania Trump revealed her support for abortion rights Thursday ahead of the release of her upcoming memoir, exposing a stark contrast with her husband, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, on the crucial election issue.
In a video posted to her X account Thursday morning, the former first lady defended women’s “individual freedoms” to do what they want with their bodies — a position at odds with much of the Republican Party and her own husband, who has struggled to find a consistent message on abortion while wedged between anti-abortion supporters within his base and the majority of Americans who support abortion rights.
“Individual freedom is a fundamental principle that I safeguard,” Melania Trump said in the video. “Without a doubt, there is no room for compromise when it comes to this essential right that all women possess from birth: individual freedom. What does ‘my body, my choice’ really mean?”
 
 
    Way to go, Melania. Where were you in 2016, when Donald promised the religious right that he would stack the US Supreme Court with their people, who would overturn Roe v. Wade

Sudiksha Kochi
USA TODAY
October 4
WASHINGTON - Former President Donald Trump addressed former First Lady Melania Trump’s abortion comments in her upcoming memoir, saying in an interview that he encouraged his wife to write what she believes.

His remarks come after the Guardian reported that Melania Trump defended abortion rights and wrote that the government should not interfere in a woman’s right to choose in her book Melania, which will be released Oct. 8. 

Her views differ from those of Donald Trump, who has celebrated the overturning of Roe v. Wade and argued abortion legislation should be left up to the states. 

“We spoke about it. And I said, you have to write what you believe. I’m not going to tell what you to do. You have to write what you believe,” Donald Trump told Fox News Channel’s Bill Melugin on Thursday. 

“She’s very beloved. People love our former first lady, I can tell you that. But I said you have to stick with your heart. I’ve said that to everybody, you have to go with your heart,” he added. 

    You convinced me, Donald, that you go with your dick, and you don’t love Melania or her pussy.

sloanbashinsky@yahoo.com

Monday, October 7, 2024

Are Donald Trump and Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis giant hurricane magnets?

 

    I’m 82 today.

    A Birmingham, Alabama amiga graced me with this priceless gem.


    As I watch news reports of Hurricane Milton headed toward the Kingdom of Donald Trump and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis,

I wonder if Trump and DeSantis might ever in a thousand years think they summoned it? 

Jaw-dropping rapid intensification: Hurricane Milton now Category 4 storm with 150-mph winds
NHC predicting winds could hit 155 mph by Tuesday morning, making Milton very strong Category 4 storm
Herald-Tribune.com
 
Cheryl McCloud
USA TODAY NETWORK - Florida
October 7, 2024

In a hurry? Here's what's happening with Hurricane Milton in less than a minute.

Hurricane Milton continues to strengthen over the Gulf of Mexico as it takes aim at Florida and is now a Category 4 storm with 150-mph winds, according to a special advisory from the National Hurricane Center.

At 7 a.m., forecasters issued a special update, saying Milton is now a Category 3 hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 120 mph. By 8 a.m., winds had increased to 125 mph. An hour later, winds jumped to 150 mph.

NHC forecasters had been predicting Milton's sustained winds would hit 155 mph by 8 a.m. Tuesday. That may change in the coming hours. A Category 5 hurricanehas sustained winds of at least 157 mph.

Hurricane watches and storm surge watches have been issued for portions of Florida. Devastating impacts are forecast for Florida, from life-threatening storm surge, flooding rain and damaging winds.

At 7 a.m., forecasters issued a special update, saying Milton is now a Category 3 hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 120 mph. By 8 a.m., winds had increased to 125 mph. An hour later, winds jumped to 150 mph.

NHC forecasters had been predicting Milton's sustained winds would hit 155 mph by 8 a.m. Tuesday. That may change in the coming hours. A Category 5 hurricane has sustained winds of at least 157 mph.

    If Milton hits central west Florida with 155 mph winds and tidal surge, FEMA, already way over extended in Florida and southern Appalachia, will not be able to respond, and it very well could be that no insurance company will insure homes anywhere in Florida against hurricane wind and rising water damage, and only rich people can afford to own homes in Florida.

sloanbashinsky@yahoo.com