I looked up online how to defend the case pro se in Alabama, using e-filings. Qualifying for that is more complicated than in the Florida courts. If it's too complicated, I suppose I will do it the old-fashioned way, with paper pleadings.
If it goes the paper way, I wonder if I will have to rent a warehouse to store all of Haney's paper pleadings?
It would have taken two or three warehouses to store all of Haney's paper pleadings in her lawsuit against me in Key West earlier this year, which was dismissed, without prejudice, by local circuit court judge Bonnie J. Helms.
In her Birmingham lawsuit against me, Haney says so many charming things about my alleged out to do her in co-conspirator, Rick Boettger, below, of Key West, that I was left flummoxed why Haney did not sue Rick in Birmingham, too?
I left Rick a voicemail to that effect yesterday. Rick still is trying to pursue a counterclaim against Haney in the lawsuit she filed against him in Key West, in which she later filed a motion to dismiss, after she learned from one of Rick's pleadings that he was about to counter sue her.
I bet Rick can file a motion to intervene in the new lawsuit in Birmingham, as a necessary alleged co-conspirator party, suing Haney for libel, frivolous litigation, malicious prosecution, cyberstalking, etc.
What Rick did wrong in wannabe Judge Judy's universe, was he got pissed off that she sued me in Key West, and he dug up a heap of dirt on her online, and he gave me the dirt, and I published it on my website.
In wannabe Judge Judy's universe, it is illegal to use the truth to defend yourself in a libel lawsuit.
In American Jurisprudence, however, if wannabe Judge Judy files a libel lawsuit claiming defamation of character, then she puts her reputation at issue in the lawsuit, and the alleged terrible defendant is allowed to dig up whatever dirt on wannabe Judge Judy does not agree with what she sez her wonderful reputation is.
Anyone who cares to know what Judith Eloise Haney's wonderful reputation is where she lives only needs to call the Leeds, Alabama city attorney, Johnny Brunson, whom Haney sued for his telling me what Haney's reputation is in Leeds. Brunson's telephone number is: (205) 702-6700.
Anyone also might try calling Alabama 10th Judicial Circuit Court Judge Michael Graffeo, who has recused himself from Judith E. Haney pro se civil lawsuits assigned to him, including the lawsuit she filed against me in Birmingham. Judge Graffeo's office phone number is (205) 325-5644 .
I do not know and have not talked with Judge Graffeo, and have no clue what he might or might not say about Judith Eloise Haney, of Leeds, Alabama.
I suppose the cruelest thing I could do to Haney is get myself bumped off. Then, she'd have to resurrect me from the dead, because I don't think it's legal to keep suing a dead person.
But even if it is legal to do that, the spendthrift clauses in my father's estate plan prevent my creditors from getting any of my inheritance before I have it in my own paws, and my inheritance is what Haney is after; she said so in her lawsuits.
If I die before the inheritance is in my paws, the inheritance goes to people I left it to in my last will and testament, or, if I don't have a last will and testament, it goes to my daughters.
I dunno, do ya think that, instead of hiring body guards to protect herself from me and Rick Boettger, Haney should be hiring body guards to protect me, and paying doctors to keep me healthy and alive, and keep me in an apartment in Key West, instead of having me live on the street and sleep nights in the Key West police station front lobby, all of which stress on my 75-year old body is burning my remaining nine lives up pretty darn fast?
The more the merrier.
Farther down below is a continuation of one of the Facebook threads in yesterday's post at this hear you heah?, feral wannabe Al Jazeera blog. It's about someone I think should hire Judith Eloise Haney, of Leeds, Alabama, to be his combined security adviser and public relations director.
In fact, I think they are so alike that I still would like to stick a pitchfork through Haney into him until death do they part.
Now while that's metaphor, I fully expect Haney to tell the new judge in her Birmingham lawsuit against me, that I have yet again threatened to kill her with a pitchfork, except I doubt any pitchfork's prongs are long enough to go through one side of former beauty contestant winner Judith Eloise Haney and out the other side, because when I finally met her in person last December, in Birmingham, her circumference exceeded her height.
Back in 2010, when we were talking dirty to each other online, she told me she still had her former beauty contest winner figure.
I can't help but wonder if Haney's former beauty contest winner figure had something to do with her filing a motion to seal the record in her Birmingham lawsuit against me?
It won't be surprised if Haney also files a motion to have the case tried in closed chambers, where the public, and reporters, cannot see her.
Haney filed such motions in her Key West lawsuit against me, and the judge denied both motions.
Here's a selfie video the former beauty contestant winner made of herself and put on the Internet to make sure she would not be forgotten - I still wonder what passed between her and the guy in the pickup truck before the chase began?
Naja was another co-conspirator Haney sued in Key West, and lost, because the 1st Amendment protects people's opinions about other people, including people's opinions about Donald Trump and Judith Eloise Haney, of Leeds, Alabama.
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Not all that far removed, Sancho Panza continued our screwtape letters reported in the day before yesterday's post at this hear, you heah?, feral blog:
That's true, I am clueless about what you call the spirit world and how it drives people... Jihadist, for example... I can't understand what causes humans to kill and die for ideas, for attention and for many other things that have no intrinsic value, except the one assigned by others posthumously... and even in our daily living, I can't understand why we act in ways that are so destructive to others and to ourselves!
A true lover of wisdom has hands too busy to hold on to anything! He learns by doing and every pebble in the path becomes her teacher! Oink
Simple explanation science and society can't abide is, the Devil.
If I take away science, everything that you take for granted would disappear and you would be nothing more than a howling hairless ape...
Take away religion and very little would change, other than some social rituals associated with mating, birth and death!
I gave you the explanation science denies exists and religion does not grok has religion in a choke hold.
Comic relief today provided by Don Emilio, of Sicily:
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