Yesterday went swimmingly.
At 10:18:34 AM yesterday morning, shortly after I posted yesterday's ramblings at this hear fool's website, Her Imperial (sorta rhymes with Imperious) Royal Majesty of Leeds, Alabama, that would be Judith Eloise Haney, filed a new pleading in her new lawsuit against me in Birmingham.
Again, apologies for the formatting. I can't figure out how to copy PDF efiled legal documents and hold the formatting in the paste into this website, or into Microsoft Word. It all runs together and I have to separate it out by hand.
ELECTRONICALLY FILED 7/21/2017 10:18 AM 01-CV-2017-902922.00 CIRCUIT COURT OF JEFFERSON COUNTY, ALABAMA ANNE-MARIE ADAMS, CLERK
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF JEFFERSON COUNTY ALABAMA
JUDITH E HANEY, Plaintiff
Vs CASE NO: CV-2017-902922.00
SLOAN Y BASHINSKY JR, Defendant
SECOND AMENDED MOTION FOR WAIVER OF SERVICE OF VERIFIED COMPLAINT
Plaintiff Judith E. Haney ("Plaintiff") hereby files this Second Amended Motion for Waiver of Service of Verified Complaint, and states:
1. On July 21, 2017, Defendant, Sloan Young Bashinsky, Jr, (“Defendant”) effectively waived service of the verified complaint pending against him in this court by acknowledging receipt of it and publishing it, in its entirety, on the Internet at https://afoolsworkneverends.blogspot.com/2017/07/perhaps-there-could-be-tvdocumentary.html. Exhibit A, hereto.
2. Defendant is a drifter with no permanent address. Given the Defendant’s ever changing physical location and lack of attachment to permanent housing, there is no feasible, practical, way to locate and personally serve him with the verified complaint.
3. Premises considered, by way of his having published the verified complaint on July 21, 2017, the Defendant has provided prima facie evidence of his having received it.
4. Plaintiff requests the court order the circuit court clerk to show the effective date of service of the verified complaint upon the Defendant as July 21, 2017, concurrent with the date he published it on the Internet.
5. Plaintiff requests the court order the Defendant to file an answer to the verified complaint 30-days from today’s date, or no later than August 30, 2017.
WHEREFORE, premises considered, the Plaintiff requests the court order the circuit court clerk to show the effective date of service of the verified complaint upon the Defendant as July 21, 2017, concurrent with the date he published it on the Internet. Plaintiff further requests the court enter an order requiring the Defendant to file an answer to the verified complaint 30-days from todays date, or no later than August 30, 2017.
Judith E. Haney, Plaintiff PO Box 380911 Birmingham, Al 35238 205-821-0519
CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE
A true and correct copy of the foregoing has been served upon the Defendant via his postal address at P.O. Box 2681, Key West, FL 33045, with proper postage affixed thereto, and via electronic mail to firstname.lastname@example.org on this the 21th day of July, 2017.
Judith E. Haney, Plaintiff PO Box 380911 Birmingham, Al 35238 205-821-0519
This here defendant can't find any record on my end of Her Imperial Royal Majesty's prior motion(s) for waiver of service.
Attached to Her Imperial Royal Majesty's 2nd amended motion for waiver was the full post at this hear fool's website, which I was slap dab happy to see, 'cause it had to slap dab been a riveting read for anyone in the court clerk's office, and I imagined wagging tongues.
All of that on the heels of Her Royal Majesty having filed at 1:06:59 AM yesterday morning a motion for Judge Michael J, Graffeo, to recuse himself, the text of which motion was in yesterday's post at this hear fool's website.
I couldn't help but wonder, therefore, if the court clerk and her staff and Judge Graffeo were a bit confused by Her Imperial Royal Majesty asking Judge Graffeo to recuse himself at 1:06:59 A.M. yesterday morning, and then at 10:18:34 AM yesterday morning, Judge Graffeo (the court) was asked by the same despot to rule the despot did not have to serve me like everyone else has to be served in civil lawsuits?
I couldn't help but wonder if Judge Graffeo took that as a constructive waiver by said despot of said despot's prior motion that he recuse himself?
I couldn't help but wonder how Judge Graffeo, or any hapless judge who replaces him, and the court clerk and her staff, might feel after learning from me, in due course, that Her Imperious Royal Majesty might have kinda lied through her teeth to the court and the court clerk about it being hard to find me to serve court papers in Key West?
For, Her Imperious Royal Majesty's paid process servers in the lawsuit she filed against me in Key West on December 30, 2016, who found me right where Her Imperious Royal Majesty knew from reading my website daily that I slept nights: the Key West police station front lobby.
Her Imperial Royal Majesty's paid process servers also found me right where Her Imperious Royal Majesty knew from reading my website daily that I write and publish every morning: Sippin' Internet Cafe, on Eaton Street.
Her Imperial Royal Majesty's paid process servers also found me right where Her Imperious Royal Majesty knew from reading my website daily that I sit in my folding tube chair and read at night: the fire station on Simonton Street.
The law in Florida is: lying to a court is grounds to have your lawsuit dismissed with prejudice.
This former Alabama practicing attorney bets the that's the law in Alabama, too.
It occurred to me kinda out of the wild blue yonder yesterday afternoon, that I may have slap dab let something in plain glaring view slip by.
That, deep down inside Her Imperial Royal Majesty, like our dear President Donald Trump keeps doing, Her Imperial Royal Majesty keeps trying to tell the world who and what she really is, all the while outwardly (not from deep down inside), she keeps trying to tell the world she is the winner of many beauty pageants.
I swan, if I still don't think President Trump keeps blowing it by hiring and firing mentally retarded spin doctors, instead of using Her Imperial Royal Majesty to promote him for Mr. Universe Forever.
Just this morning I bumbled across two President Trump Mr. Universe Forever exhibits
Report: Trump is particularly disturbed that Mueller can dig through his tax returns
We’ll Miss You, Sean Spicer
The we'll miss you karma comes back and bites you in the ass is a slap dab bend over and crack your ribs laughing howler, says this hear redneck mystic.
The tax return karma comes back and bites you in the ass article ain't no laughing matter at all, says this hear former tax lawyer.
Let me count the ways President Trump makes me think he should win Mr. Universe Forever:
He loves to get out of doing what he agreed to do
He loves to fuck people in lawsuits
He loves to say one thing and end up saying he didn't say it
He loves to do one thing and end up saying he didn't do it
He loves to admire himself
Does he remind me of Her Imperial Royal Majesty?
How bout sending me an email telling me your answer and I publish your email with your name on it.
Aw, you don't want to get sued?
Shit fire! I'd still like to stick a pitchfork through Her Imperial Royal Majesty into President Trump, until death they do both part.
Oh, my bad, I just did that.
Right, it was satire, lampoon, art, poetry, metaphor.
Right, I should expect Her Royal Imperial Majesty to file a new pleading swearing on her mother and father's graves that I threatened to kill her with a pitchfork.
That's what Her Imperial Royal Majesty did in her lawsuit against me in Key West, after I published how I'd like to wed her and Trump with a pitchfork, and plainly added: That's metaphor, but it won't surprise me if she files a pleading telling the court that I threatened to kill her with a pitchfork. She filed several pleadings, some under oath, stating for a fact that I had threatened to kill her with a pitchfork.
I did not mention her parents back then. I mention them today, because I wonder why Her Imperial Royal Majesty never talked about her parents to me, and why she said very little about them on her website, on which she had a heap to say about a lot of things?
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Young Prophet told me yesterday that he had done some research on Judith Haney, and had learned she had attended legal secretary classes for two years at Jackson University, which could be Jackson State University in north Alabama.
Young Prophet also told me that a biker club friend of his had some knowledge of Judith Haney's buddy Mike Tolbert in Key West.
That Tolbert fancied himself as motorcycle gang material, but he is a wannabe; and he had left Key West many years ago, homeless, under circumstances that might not jive with what he tells people were those circumstances.
Young Prophet said he also had a very high regard for Roger Shuler,
the legalschnauzer.blogspot.com blogger in Birmingham, Alabama. Shuler kept making out that I had been in on having my brother Major killed. Tolbert and Haney are Shuler disciples, based on what Tolbert published online and Haney testified in court on March 31 this year in Key West. Haney put me in an apartment in Birmingham, with a great view of the public golf course pond where Major's body was found. Haney did not do that by accident.
Young Prophet said he would not be surprised if Haney and my stepmother in Birmingham were not in cahoots all along, and Haney bringing me to Birmingham last December, on her dime, was part of that cahoots, and they had in mind really fucking me up while I was there, and Haney got cold feet, and that's why she aborted the promises she had made to me and tried to send me back to Key West.
I said, the hoodoo witch had a dream a while back, in which she was told the Birmingham trip had to be aborted, or something worse would have happened to Sloan in Birmingham.
For a fact, the six male Birmingham police officers who came to make me leave the apartment with a great view of that pond Haney ad GIVEN me for 7 months, rent prepaid, no strings, financial, relationship or otherwise, according to one of her emails to me, plainly did not like me. As if I were a Muslim terrorist was how it came across to me, whom they did not even know. I wondered what Haney had told them about me?
I wondered why, when I called Birmingham PD maybe a month ago, I was told by the supervisor in BPD's records department, that there were no records of that incident with 6 BPD officers? I told the supervisor that I wondered if the reason there were no records, was because those officers had been paid to get me out of the apartment? The supervisor said she no longer could talk with me and she ended our telephone conversation.
Note my question marks.
Fair questions, not just I have asked.
Back to Her Imperial Royal Majesty's motion filed yesterday morning, for the court to rule I waived service of process by publishing what Her Imperial Royal Majesty had emailed to me herself, which does not comply with the requirements of service of a civil lawsuit.
If I were the judge looking at that motion, I would be darn reluctant to rule Sloan Bashinsky waived service of process.
I would be darn reluctant, because I would not want to later have an appellate court tell me I had committed reversible error.
I would be darn reluctant, because the Defendant, Sloan Bashinsky, is known to be indigent, living on the streets of Key West, as per the Plaintiff's sworn Complaint against the Defendant.
I would be darn reluctant, because the Plaintiff alleged in her sworn Complaint that the Defendant is mentally ill.
I would be darn reluctant, because the Defendant's family is prominent in Birmingham.
I would be darn reluctant, because I don't want to get smeared by the local news media.
I would be darn reluctant, because I don't want to be laughed at by my fellow and sister judges, and by the Birmingham and Alabama Bar (lawyers).
I would be darn reluctant, because I have to run for reelection every so often, and I don't want my opponent telling the voters that I knowling ruled that an alleged mentally ill defendant had waived service, when in fact, a mentally ill person cannot waive service, as a matter of law.
Furthermore, a mentally ill person is not legally responsible for his her words, writings and actions, and the Plaintiff should have asked the court to at the very least appoint an attorney to represent the alleged mentally ill defendant, and the court, sua sponte, on its own motion, should have appointed an attorney to represent the alleged mentally ill defendant.
No way, as that judge, in the face of the Plaintiff's sworn Complaint that Sloan Bashinsky is mentally ill, do I rule that Sloan Bashinsky waived notice of service by publishing on his blog what he received from the Plaintiff by email.
No way, as that judge, do I do that.
And, here's something else.
If the Plaintiff amends her complaint, to remove the sworn allegation that Sloan Bashinsky is mentally ill, then I, the judge, issue a bench warrant for the Plaintiff's arrest, because she perjured herself in her Complaint, by alleging, under oath, that Sloan Bashinsky is mentally ill.
I can't wait to see if Her Imperial Royal Majesty efiles this post with the court clerk. That's a kinda damned if she do, damned if she don't, ain't it? Catch-22, some might call it. Boomerang karma, others might opine. Redneck justice, others might say.
Right Curtis and Leroy?
Her Imperial Royal Majesty keeps harping in her pleadings against me, on the massive damage to her pristine reputation as a real estate appraiser operating out of Leeds, Alabama, caused by my blog posts being picked up by search engines.
Yet, not once has Her Imperial Royal Majesty offered on red cent of proof of any damage I have done to her real estate appraisal business. Yet, I can imagine her real estate appraisal business might have suffered as a result of all the time Her Imperial Royal Majesty spends suing me and lots of other people, pro se (without a lawyer).
But don't take this alleged mentally ill defendant's word for that. Call the Leeds City Attorney, Johnny Brusen, who Her Imperial Royal Majesty sued twice, the second time for telling me all about her and that she has no reputation in Leeds to damage. Call Brunson at (205) 702-6700. Then ask him for the phone number for the Leeds Chief of Police, and call him and hear what he has to say about Judith Haney's reputation in Leeds.
Her Imperial Royal Majesty also keep harping in her pleadings of the terrible effect on her medical health I have caused her by what I publish on my blog about her. Well, very few people read this blog. Not 500 page views a day. Maybe 5 of the page viewers live in Alabama.
I put a gun to Her Imperial Royal Majesty's head and make her read my blog? I make her sit at her computer every morning waiting to see what I published that day?
She wrote to me online when I was still in Key West last December, that she was in bad health.
After I arrived in Birmingham, before the bloom left the rose, she told me she was having awful pain in her left side and was headed to an emergency room. We were face to face. The first time I had ever laid eyes on her. She had come by the apartment to swap a different car for the car she had given me to drive at her expense.
Much later, she alleged in her Key West lawsuit against me, that's she'd had a near fatal heart attack on January 4th, due to my publishing her and my online correspondence. However, I did that before Christmas last year. She did not then have the alleged fatal heart attack. She had it several days after she sued me.
She caused her own near fatal heart attack.
Whatever later medical problems she had, she caused by continuing to sue me, and other people.
As is sometimes said, karma's a bitch, then you die.
Moving laterally ...
The last part of yesterday's post was a Facebook message from me to someone else about my errant former homeless girlfriend, Kari Dangler:
That FB thread continued this morning:
Sloan Bashinsky There could be a second meaning of the cat and dog animal dream. The lawyer I used to practice law with, who said he would try to help me regarding my father's affairs and my inheritance, is a dog (man's best friend) and a pussy (afraid to do what needs to be done). Wonder what kind of animal Judith Haney might compare me to? Great white shark?